Susie is desperate to get married. Trouble is, she has yet to find a suitable candidate for the role of husband. Frantic, she turns to the online dating sites and, after a light-hearted lurch through the singles scene, finally meets her prince. But what if her lifelong dream of a fairytale wedding and suburbia isn't really what she wanted after all? What happens if not even Simon, who's right out of Mills and Boon, can satisfy her needs? 'Bridget Jones written by Adrian Mole' List. 'Witty, well observed and unaffected' Stage.